I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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