im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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