"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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