I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
farters have to be the big spoon...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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