On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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