My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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