somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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