He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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