glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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