if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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