The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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