I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
either way he was missing a nipple.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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