You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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