help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
