someone get that fucking seahorse.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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