And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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