return my video game
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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