first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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