Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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