I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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