the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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