And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
