Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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