There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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