Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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