The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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