32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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