i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
