So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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