He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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