yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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