i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?