A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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