Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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