your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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