butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
