Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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