Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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