You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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