Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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