STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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