Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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