I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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