I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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