nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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