i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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