What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
