i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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