if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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