Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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