yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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