I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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