How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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