i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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