White coat. Heels.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's the barista slut.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
