I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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